Category Archives: Myanmar (Burma)

Bizarre signs – my personal collection

This is immature, yes. But if you’re like me and enjoy a well intentioned but ultimately bizarre sign, then take a look at my personal collection…

1. The temple explodes the chicken cube

Beijing, China

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2. Visit Bangladesh… Before Tourists Come

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3. Virus Internet Cafe… Don’t forget your pen drive!

Yangon, Burma

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4. This door is closed

A guesthouse in Beijing, China

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5. I love Bangladesh clean. The Bangla script says: “It is prohibited to urinate or throw rubbish here.”

Dhaka, Bangladesh

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6. Diapet. Sign on a bus for a product we all know

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7. MORE DRUGS… In service of the humanity since 1980

Dhaka, Bangladesh

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8. Toilet Blow… Amazing how one letter can make or break it.

Massage parlour in Bangkok, Thailand

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9. I can’t sleep without you…. Usually it’s “I can’t sleep with you…”

Yangon, Burma

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10. In particular; 3 girls, 1 tall, 1 plumb, 1 in-between.

A sexist, offensive sign with ridiculous spelling by Andrew Seow, King’s Confectionery. FYI, ‘RAB’ is an ‘elite’ police squad who are best known for having a ‘license to shoot on spot.’ Somewhat over the top, to say the least…

Banani, Dhaka, Bangladesh

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11. Super Successful Spoken English

Dhaka, Bangladesh

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Happy Cock? Or is it just the font?!

Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam

Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam
Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam

 

For a massive collection of signs, visit signspottting.com

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Jessica’s Yangonathon in Myanmar

Yangon has an eclectic mix of vehicles - like this gorgeous vintage Mazda
Yangon has an eclectic mix of vehicles – like this gorgeous vintage Mazda

It took me six years to see Myanmar with my own eyes, but it’s been worth the wait. I was so excited when I put down a deposit for a one-way flight from Melbourne to Bangkok at STA Travel back in 2006 after finishing university.  My first destination of a year-long trip was intended to be Myanmar, however when I asked the travel agent for a connecting flight from Bangkok to Myanmar’s then capital of Yangon, the travel agent mumbled, clicked the mouse a few times and then asked me to wait five minutes.  He disappeared into a room out the back before waving over a female colleague to join him. He later told me sheepishly that no one at STA had heard of a place called “Myanmar” and he had to consult an atlas.  I guess I should have said Burma.

Ultimately, however, I decided on Cambodia’s Phnom Penh instead, because I learned that tourists were only permitted to stay in Myanmar for around a week – and that was only possible if you arrived and left by plane, to and from the same destination. As I needed to conserve my savings, I was reluctant to fork out for the flights.  These conditions have been relaxed and beautiful Myanmar is apparently one of 2012’s top 10 tourist destinations.

The irony wasn’t lost on me that I nevertheless had to enter Myanmar via an indirect route from neighbouring Bangladesh, as there are no direct flights and although the two countries share the Naf River whose width varies from 3.22km to 1.61km, crossing it is illegal. My husband, our pet cat Butters and I instead flew 1,500 kilometres to Bangkok before boarding a flight to Yangon 10 days later.  Bangkok is always fun though…

We’ve been in Yangon for a little over three weeks and for the most part, it’s been brilliant. After spending nearly three years in Dhaka, the most densely populated city in the world, the peacefulness, value for money and comparative conveniences of Yangon have been (sometimes literally) intoxicating. Yangon is a very green and spacious city of over five million – even our hotel room is larger than one of my flats in Dhaka!  However that’s not to say that I don’t miss Bangladesh (and especially you Bangladeshis!) and the reason I named this blog post “Yangonathon” is because the trip has certainly tested my endurance – or so I felt when returning to hospital for the third time last Thursday.

'Bitten' by Shark energy drink
‘Bitten’ by Shark energy drink

I’ve just been a bit unlucky.  I have anaemia and fainted under an uncharacteristically hot noon sun after eating like a sparrow and drinking two cans of “Shark” energy drink.  The last thing I remember is half-stumbling in my sweaty, pink plastic sandals and seeing snack shops ahead that disappeared like an oasis.  I woke up to see a large crowd of sympathetic onlookers and confused everyone by calling out for my husband Sherpa, who I mistakenly believed was with me at the time I fell (I think this just goes to show how much I love him!).  Fortunately, like one of those irritating US criminal/legal/medical television series that are constantly on the English cable channel, a Burmese doctor arrived on the scene, complete with his medical kit. He and his two friends drove me to Yangon Central Hospital and I had a wince-inducing injection (“Did I want an anaesthetic?” – yes please?!) and four stitches in my forehead and an x-ray (my preceding mental state is unfortunately unchanged) plus lots of Betadine and bandages applied to various wounds on my hand, ankle, lips and knee. Shark really does have a powerful bite, so I’ve switched to UFC Ice Coffee…

The second and third trips were to Bahosi Hospital, which is less than 50 metres away from MGM Hotel. The doctors and nurses there are so nice that it was almost fun having the itchy stitches removed and returning last Thursday due to a persistently sore, swollen and sick belly felt like catching up with friends.  I’m still not 100 percent but I’m not too far off it.

Cute!
Cute!

There’s a lot more to say (obviously about the destination itself, which remains largely neglected), however as this is the longest stretch of connected wifi we’ve had at MGM Hotel (almost two hours) I don’t want to risk forfeiting a post to describe extra things for now.  I’ve been making weekly trips to internet cafes and I haven’t used my mobile phone as I’d need to pay $200 for a SIM that lasts a month. I haven’t felt this unreachable since I was backpacking six years ago – after the frustration wore off it’s been very relaxing – apart from not being able to blog as much as I’d have liked to…